You awaken in a computer screen which informs you that you have awoken in a computer screen which yada yada yada, this is very meta.
You appear to be stuck inside a choose-your-own-adventure game.
Below you, you see a list of options. What do you do?
>Choose an option.
>Don't choose an option.
>What even is that second option?
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